I don't really consider this a dysfunction, it's actually useful, a talent almost..albeit not one most people would boast about. But me? I don't have many talents, so why not celebrate the ones that I do. I'm sure there are others who have this ability, I'm just the only one in my house. You see, I have a 6th sense. A bad milk sense.
You know how gross it is to pour a glass of milk and take a big chug only to find out it's gone bad and is totally disgusting and makes you want to puke. Well, I can tell when milk is just on the cusp of starting to go bad. I can smell and taste the difference instantly, no matter how small.
This morning I had to dump almost half a gallon of milk because of this. Normally I consider this ability a good thing, but on the other hand, it really kind of sucks. Milk is expensive!
I did it!!!
4 years ago